*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant”
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.